phatmat


an addict to the game runescape who owns one of the games most rare items, a party hat. in addition, phatmats are usually members that play from australia, frequently making comments about the kangaroo population.
guy 1: dude, you are such a phatmat.
phatmat: no! i don’t play, and i’m not an australian bloke!

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