Phatty McD’s


1. a ‘ganster’ sounding name for mcdonald’s cooked up by vermonters in the mid-90s, with special attention paid to the fact that mcdonald’s makes you fat.

2. phatty mcd- ronald mcdonald’s name before he had gastric byp-ss surgery.
1. “my dad’s takin’ me up tah phatty mcd’s in the fam’ly trick-ter.” translation: my dad’s taking me up to phatty mcd’s in the family tractor.

2. “phatty mcd ate so many big macs he went into a mccoma on the couch; good thing his mcfat-ss cushioned the blow.”

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