Phatwack


to “phatwack” is when you slap your own or another persons v-g-n- repet-tively instead of penetrating.

it is a modern form of lesbian s-xual intercourse.
“did you phatwack her?”

“on new year’s day i phatwacked, was real great!”

“so much room for phatwacking in comfy pants!”

“i feel like phatwacking would hurt if you were sober..”

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