Phelan


a totally cool cat.
phelan scott
a collection of buildings and trees that just barely qualifies as a town in southern california. if anything, a h-llhole is a better name for it because the weather can never make up its f-cking mind. its main features are stater brothers and serrano high school. a majority of the residents are doing or have done some kind of illegal drug, due to the fact that all the drug dealers gather at the high school. the football team and academics are actually pretty good, but that’s because of the drugs too. in the winter, everyone goes to wrightwood because it’s better there. in the summer, they go back to wrightwood. during the spring and autumn, they go find whatever relatives they have who don’t live in phelan and stay there. despite all the bad things people say about phelan, they all secretly love it here.
person 1: i live in phelan.
person 2: you poor thing.
an over all awesome dude, who’s not famous now but you just wait motha f-cka!!!
chill phelan
phelan: a town in southern california’s high desert inhabited by meth heads and desert rats; known only for its high school “phelan high” which is the only large structure for 50 miles in all directions
-hey you go to phelan high dont you? thats such a little town and you guys are near nothing what do you do for fun?
(reply)-smoke weed and bake meth for the skin heads

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