Phil Britches


pants full of sh-t;

to fill one’s pants with sh-t;

to think you are having a heart attack but instead you sh-t yourself;

to imagine you are on a toilet taking a m-ssive dump only to find out you are really at a company party and sh-tting your pants;

to stew in ones own sh-tty britches.
we were at a company party and a co-workers wife asked if she could have a roll of paper towels…turns out her husband had “philled britches”.

if i don’t get to a toilet soon i just might “phil britches”.

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