Phil Status


the act of being extremely h-m-s-xual. usually while being under the influence of alcohol. originated from phil torres
i shouldnt of f-cked that guy last night. i was totally in phil status
a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet p-ssed out. usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.
“i was really wasted last night, but no where near phil status.”

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