Phil Target
w. philip target ii is the ceo and founder of target corp.
you have heard of charles r. walgreen, sr. of walgreens, fred meijer of meijers, sam walton of wal-mart. no one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should “expect more and pay less”. this man is a retail genius, his name is phil target. people everywhere are butchering his family name and pr-nouncing it like it is french. it’s time to give this man credit. . .i present to you w. philip target ii.
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