Philadelphia Facemask


when a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is p-ssed out. then when the chick wakes up there is hardend -j-c-l-t- covering her face like a facemask.
“last night amanda was so drunk she p-ssed out, so i gave her a philadelphia facemask. then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked.”

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