Philidelphia Pinecone
when a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the -n-s or v-g-n-, and then drop kicks it. may and probably will cause -n-l or v-g-n-l bleeding.
jane: “john, not so rough.”
john: “i’ll show you rough.”
-inserts pinecone-
jane: “owwwwh, what was that?”
john: “you’ll see.”
-drop kicks pinecone-
jane: “owwwwhhhh!!!, you motherf-cker, it’s over!!!”
john: finally that b-tch left, but sh-t, i have blue b-lls now!!!
jim: “dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the philidelphia pinecone?”
john: “yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but i have blood on my sheets now.”
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