Philip Montgomery
big sofa headed b-st-rd. catch phrase is ‘daw’. lives a straight edge lifestyle, no drink or drugs. once attempted to fell a squirrel from a tree with his schoolbag. he failed. standard r-t-rd…but a lovable one.
“you’re such a philip montgomery”
“oh that philip montgomery, daw”
some guy that thinks he’s fierce but he’s actually a right c-nt, especially after he grew his hair longer again. he needs to get a hairdresser to ‘make me look fierce’ again.
guy 1: “that guy philip montgomery is brave and fierce”
guy 2: “naw he’s a c-nt really…..”
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