phillie fake out
while doing some b-tch from behind, you pull out and spit on her back. when she turns around and says “that’s all you got?!?!?!” you shoot c-m all over her face. that f-cking b-tch.
that b-tch gave me grief all night, so i gave her a phillie fake out.
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