philliestine
etymology: ame philly (“philadelphia”) + bre philistine (“uncultured swine”).
a visitor to philadelphia who utterly overlooks amazing historical or cultural landmarks while actively seeking out stupid ephemera and tourist traps.
edgar: “hey, look at the crowd lined up for photographs with that shoddy rocky statue.”
walt: “you suppose any of them knows that there’s a world-cl-ss museum at the top of those steps?”
edgar: “…f-cking philliestines.”
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