Phillips Academy


a co-ed preparatory school for boarding and day students in grades 9-12, located in andover, ma.

campus size: 500 acres
avg sat: 2008
endowment size: $820 million
yearly tuition (boarding students): $39,100
pops: sorry honey, tell madison his father has to stay at the office real late. oh, and tell consuela she has to take him to k-mon tonight.

mother: well clive, i why don’t we just send the boy to phillips academy. i don’t want to keep on making consuela stay late. she already complained to me about his tantrums and his spoiled behaviour. i am not going let that little f-cker drive her to quit- i need my personal time clive! i need that woman!

pops: alright i’ll call henry and see if i can pull some strings. and check with the ssat tutors and tell them we’ll pay whatever they want to put him to the soonest slot.
a high school in andover m-ssachusetts. nick name being “cat b-n-rs”. all the kids tha go there are rich and -ssholes. they think they’re the coolest kids alive. oh did i mention they are huge cat b-n-rs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cat b-n-r, one who bones cats in phillips academy

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