Philly Makeover


1. when a chap advertising philadelphia cheese comes to your house and cooks nasty food using said cheese.

2. when a chap c-ms all over his girl’s face. ed baines probably does this.
hi, i’m ed baines. i’ve come to give you a philly makeover…
when you are having s-x, then when you are close to ejaculating, you j-zz inside two pieces of toast and invite your girlfriend/boyfriend/mum (whatever you’re into.) also, you can add other condiments.
sarah : oh mike, please give me a philly makeover

mike : ok, wheres the bread.

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