prerequisites: 2 males, or anyone using strap-ons to subst-tute the needed anatomy.
a philly sunrise starts with one person laying on their back, head facing their partner who is standing facing them. the person laying down opens their mouth as wide as possible, person standing up fully inserts their genitals in their mouth/throat. the person standing up then grabs the person laying down by the waist, and brings them up to be vertical, head down. the genitals of the formerly laid down person is inserted in the partners mouth. this movement should be done very quickly.
it is often described as a back-handspring except you land with a c-ck in your mouth.
i didn’t realize how g-y i was until i tried a philly sunrise!
- pink p*ssy problems
a feeling or horniness in girls. also reffered to as p3 (p cubed) stop masturbating and get a man to take care of your pink p-ssy problems!
pr-nounced: t-t-w-lly (t-twwli). acronym: this is the world we live in meaning: statement used to express incredulity at current events. dan: dude, donald trump has been voted in as president! lynds: i know, t-tw-lly!!
the act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person’s undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up. yo, we are totally plomping mike right now, broseph. he is sooo wasted. when a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of -sserting his masculinity. the man may be […]
- smoke a shoe
lingo for smoking something illegal ya’ll ever heard of smoke a shoe?
- bricknells law
if things have been going fairly well, and equilibrium in a social situation has been roughly established, the system will immediately tend toward a chaos fueled by miseducation. man, 2016 was a perfect example of bricknell’s law. oh, like the burning of the library of alexandria? yeah, exactly.