philou
a french s-xual vixen. she’s got the hottest body around and really knows how to work it. this is her little secret though because in public she’s the kindest, purest sweetheart on the planet. she’s the type of girl who volunteers to teach refugees french during the day so they can integrate into society but then wants to get booty-blasted at night. she’s the world’s perfect girlfriend and anyone dating a philou is lucky to have her.
guy 1: why is philou dating nick? she’s hot and sweet and he’s funny but pretty mediocre looking.
guy 2: did you not hear? nick has a huge p-n-s and philou low-key is a s-x maniac.
guy 1: no way! that nick is so lucky! she’s got it all.
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