phit


a more enthusiastic version of the word “fit” to describe a member of the opposite s-x. not only are they “fit” they are really “fit” thus rendering them “phit!!!!!!”
you are watching a music video when beyonce comes on in a gold bikini. you say to your mates, “phit!” they will understand what you mean.
originated on ls1.com, now on ls2.com, a member named mjsbossman punched a 12 year old boy at the movie theaters because he was being an annoying little pr-ck, the term was coined by bravo on ls1.com. variations included pyits, pmits, pt-ts etc
that guy was p-ssing me off, so i phits.
mjsbaldman punched a kid in the stomach at the movie theater, so punch him in teh stomach=phits, another variation is pyits
if he doesn’t shut his mouth, i’m gonna phits.
(intentionally spelled this way to differentiate from “fit”) noun the opposite of a shart. expecting an epic poo but getting mostly gas instead.

phonetic hybrid of the words “fart” and “sh-t”.
i took a mad phit but i still feel better.
pot head in training
timmy has started his p.h.i.t today.
suzie is such a p.h.i.t.
when a really fit women or girl is seen on screen or in the real world a male must shout out with enphasis:
phit!
a scally bird walks by with a skirt the size of a belt and t-ts hanging out.

phit!!

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