Phivan Nguyen
an asian boy, half vietnamese and chinese.
gets caught masterbating all the time by family members, usually cousins.
tries to break dance but results in failure.
has strong s-xual attraction to black men above his age.
in love with his hand.
phivan’s are known to be terrible at math and can not count p-ss the number 4.
me:omg, did you see that!
guy: yeah.
me: holysh-t what was that thing!
guy: a phivan nguyen.
me: it’s p-n-s, so tiny.!!
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