Phlegma


a portmanteau based on the words ‘phlegm’ and ‘sm-gm-‘.

it is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

it can also refer to the fluid outcome of f-ll-t– administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.
a: “hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. i’d very much like to bang them.”
b: “what? you mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. you make me sick you rapey perv!”
1 more definition
a man who eats fried chicken while engaging in s-xual intercourse, and shoves the remaining chicken bones in the women’s v-g-n-, then fishes them out with their toes, and repeats the process within the women’s -n-s.
i got some chicken, want to do some phlegma tonight baby?

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