Phloomph
when you’re laying on a nice, comfy bed with a b-n-r, and then an -ss falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your p-n-s, covering it up completely. in ideal circ-mstances, some baby powder rolls of the b-tt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. once the b-tt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your s-xual desires, or if you have an extremely strong d-ck, even walk around with the woman on your body. this is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. 🙂
dude! i went home last night and lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so i sat there laying down with a b-n-r and all of a sudden her -ss phloomphed on me and i had it there the whole night!
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