Phone Book Wanker
a waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amus-m-nt.
very different from a briefcase w-nker or busw-nker but remarkably bawbagish.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book w-nker-
silence!
“…who are you and why are you calling me?”
“eeehhrmm…. who ur you??”
“not telling you!”
“well yer a w-nker then!”
both parties are aware who the real w-nker is, but only one is enough of a w-nker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a w-nker.
said w-nker – the phone book w-nker – will then get bored and either do what w-nkers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
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