phone friend
friends that aren’t romantically involved and aren’t friends with benefits. they just sit and talk about s-x or, more specifically, s-x with each other. they also are so close that none of this bothers the other. one or both can be in serious, loving relationships outside of their conversations.
hey phone friend. i’d f-ck you.
wow really? right here right now.
*doesn’t have s-x*
*laughs and then goes make out with bf/gf*
a couple who obnoxiously talks loudly on the phone for the purpose of annoying their roommate.
my roommate and his girlfriend are such phonefriends. i can’t study with this noise!
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