phone schluff


using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

similar to phone s-x, yet with a different desired result.
often times used after a successful phone s-x session
as he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff — he was soon fast asleep.

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