Phone Tourettes
when your phone decides to take on a personality of its own, and starts changing words around to different irrelevent words. consequently, these sentences never make any sense.
before:
“hey, whatcha up to meng?”
after:
“hey whatchamacallit up to menagerie?”
phone tourettes
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