phone vegan


a person who insists on talking or texting but doesn’t provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
john: “i’m so fed up with teresa; she’s a total phone vegan.”

conversation of a phone vegan:
teresa: hi.
john: hey, what’s up? how have you been?
teresa: nuthin. good.
john: … that’s good. what did you want to talk about?
teresa: idk.

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