Phone-Wanking


when you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. this can also make you hav an errection. for girls if you put it near or in your p-ssy then you can also have enjoyment.
eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-w-nking me all last night! man i got soo h-rny, i got a m-ssive errection.
eg2
wow i was being phone-w-nked last night by a reli hot guy!
when someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
has james compiled that report? na he is phone w-nking again!

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