Phoneality
the genre of tv that is stated as reality but is found to be phony/staged. basically, anything on tv that claims to be real that is not (or is not/does not do what is claimed).
phoneality tv – ghost hunters, jersey sh-r-, the hills
phoneality infomercials – slap chop, shamwow, ab circle pro
phoneality stunts – wardrobe malfunction, balloon boy
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