phonerable


“phonerable” is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.
clementine dropped her blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a “phonerable” state of awe and terror.

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