phonesing
to have a strong need, desire, or craving to upgrade to the latest phone
variation of jonesing, as in “keeping up with the jones”.
nothing is wrong with your flip phone, why are you always phonesing for the latest cellular device?
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when an individual defacates into a condom. then the individual places the condom in the freezer. when the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the sh-t/condom combo as an -n-l d-ld- of sorts. troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.
- comb job
when your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal. my girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.
- poochow
descriptive of strong, happy emotion. 1. poochow! i just got free falafel! 2. these new handlebars are the cats meow, poochow! 3. (person 1) “…and i was like poochow!” (person 2) “poochow, indeed.”
- poo poo stabber
british slang for a h-m-s-xual man typically used as a derogatory term. “i just got hit on by a dirty poo poo stabber. i told him to go play with his own yarbles!”
- poop scab
noun 1. a generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness. origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for “skid mark” how has that p–p scab not got his -ss fired yet? hey! p–p scab! get over here, we’re starting the game!