Phoneworthy
a mechanics workshop that will will a car with a roadworthy certificate over the phone, without actually inspecting the car at all.
the laser wouldn’t p-ss an inspection without alot of work, so i got a phoneworthy done by some dodgy workshop in bankstown
a hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching sh-t from your friends.
it is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest’s level of s-xy. the scale is now as follows:
ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
john: is that the girl from last night on your phone?
rob: you know it.
john: good call, shes def phone worthy
2:
john: look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
rob: eh, not quite a dime, but still phone worthy
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