Phoney Audience Member
when some guy takes out his cell phone (an actual cell phone, nothing to do with genitalia) and texts while sitting down at the improv. comedians will get very upset and ask the person to turn off their cell phone, but the other guy sticks up his middle finger and has no interest in actual comedy, just wanted to impress his girlfriend. people should stop doing this, for good.
comedian – “and my friend was like-” (sees guy texting on cell phone)
“sir. can you turn that off please… like, right now.”
phoney audience member – “get back to work, i’m on a date with this chick right now.”
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