Phonication


derived from fornication (s-xual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone s-x (s-xual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)
the availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.
(also known as telephonication)
a cleverly derived synonym for phone s-x.
gal a: i told her he’s not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging s-x every night.

gal b: so did she end up going to his house?

gal a: no! now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours….while i’m in the room!!

gal b: you know, i was never a huge fan of phone s-x….too many awkward silences.

gal a: yeah…i definitely prefer actual s-x to phonication.
s-xual relationship over phone.
she lives in florida and lou lives in new york so they can only enjoy share in the phonication.
an intimate, s-xually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning….
man, me and melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

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