phonie


one who spends an inordinate amount of time using, and therefore is especially adept at using, a smartphone to lookup information on an instant’s notice. often knows more about how to use someone’s phone than the owner himself.
my sister mary is a real phonie. no matter what you need to know, she can find it in seconds using her iphone.

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