phonochondriac
a phonochondriac is a person who constantly thinks that something is wrong with their cellular phone, when in fact everything is working fine. they constantly come down to their cellular provider to ask a million questions about their phone, and get a dumb look from the -ssociate helping them. if the -ssociate fixes one of the “issues” with their phone, they just make another one up. the -ssociate will have no choice but to do a warranty exchange to get them out of the store.
customer: something is wrong with my phone. the battery dies really fast.
-ssociate: it’s only supposed to last that long.
customer: well it freezes on me also.
-ssociate: you have 50+ applications open.
customer: it drops signal, and i hate this phone so much.
-ssociate: let’s just do a warranty exchange.
-ssociate to coworker: man, what a phonochondriac i just had.
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