phonurbate
v.: to use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, mms, or other functions besides talking.
etymology: from phone + m-st-rb-t-.
alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. i bet she didn’t see a thing.
how does bob expect to get an so if he phonurbates his way through every date?
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