phonynym
a phony name, a pseudonym.
always use a phonynym when you use the internet. you’ll regret it if you don’t.
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one who shakes a bag of drugs at a person, usually of their s-xual preference, hoping to get s-xual favors in return. bag shaker: “hey, daisey! wanna get high?” daisey: “h-ll yeah! that’s what’s up!” bag shaker: “i just re-upped! check out the slugs she broke me off! (as he’s shakin bag of dope in […]
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a name first created in a cl-ssic sketch on sat-rday night live. the sketch was a parody of celebrity jeopardy that had will ferrell as alex trebek, jimmy fallon as third rock from the sun’s french stewart, norm mcdonald as burt reynolds, and darryl hammond as sean connery. in fact, the first definition for sean […]
- turbo fuck
one who can screw at light speed; a person who has incredible longevity, accuracy, and of course velocity in all s-xual matters your mom was such a turbo f-ck last night, i thought i was going to die
- skeegit
the sound of an invisible bicycle being riden by a visible human being. say a girl named ashley was pretending to ride an invisible bike. she would say “skeegit skeegit”, this simulates the peddling noise of a rusty bike owned by erich. bicycle sounds like skeegit skeegit skeegit goes the bike
- Columbian Carwash
the placing of a cup of hot coffee on the hood of ones car to watch them speed off and have the coffee spill down the windows “what the h-ll is this?!” “oh…looks like coffee. you’ve been treated to a columbian carwash my friend.”