Photard
a photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn’t make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick c-ke-bottle gl-sses often end up as photards.
“i can’t believe i wound up being a photard again this year. man i’m p-ssed off.”
“is it me, or is brigette’s picture sliiiighty photarded?”
a person who’s head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.
homey: “dude, look at adrian’s head in this composite photo. that thing looks like the godd-mn goodyear blimp.”
buddy: “yeah, he’s a total photard. i think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several m-ssive hits of helium just before that shot was taken.”
these are the people who take photography cl-sses at either a highschool or college level and think they are better than everyone else.
the photards tried to say tilting the camera was for artistic reasons when really they can’t find a good way to frame the shot.
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