PHTF
“p–p hits the fan”
a synonym of shtf (sh-t hits the fan). used to by survivalists and preparedness minded people to describe a chain of events that cause a breakdown in the rule of law or the collapse of a civilization.
i got a warning for saying “sh-t” because of children on the board, and since shtf is basicaly saying the same thing i’m trying to be sensitive and say p–p instead of sh-t, hence phtf.
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