PHUK Plovers
literally translated as “please help us kidnap plovers,” is an organization of elite bird capturing kidnappers which was formed on cape cod, m-ssachusetts, but has since become a global phenomenon. tasked with saving our beaches from closure due to the occasional presence of an endangered sh-r-bird, the piping plover, ph-k plovers is reclaiming our beaches to the people, one plover at a time. ph-k plovers by visiting ph-kplovers.com.
“have piping plovers kept you from enjoying the beach? ph-k plovers… and the problem’s solved!
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