phuk

the new cool way to spell f-ck
ph-k, the ph-king, ph-kers.
spelling f-ck with a ph and no c implies that you are an individual completely out of tune with the rest of the world. generally, it implies that you’re awesome.
i am ph-kkin’ awesome.
you are a ph-kbag.
go ph-k yourself.
variant of “ph-ck”, a less offensive replacement for f-ck.
oh my god, ph-k, im so ph-king gay!!
arguably more phonetic version of f-ck
you ph-kka!!
a well-known santa monica gang. they are cliqued up (allied) with most santa monica and some compton gangs. they’re enemies are currently wmd (a venice gang) and 16th street gang (a santa monica gang).
santa monica gang member: aye! you heard those wmd guys got down with p.h.u.k.?
other person: i bet wmd got murked up!
an acronym for “please help us kidnap.” the origins of ph-k date back to 2010 when some cape cod locals decided it was dumb as sh-t that a few fun hating conservationists (terrorists of summer) were causing the beaches to be closed for weeks and months on end due to a few nesting sh-r-birds that just happen to be endangered. thus, ph-k plovers emerged as an obvious solution to unite those who care to ph-k and return some semblance of sanity and reason to the people.
used in context, i.e. “ph-k plovers” is a call to action for people to stop standing by idly and start kidnapping this small avian species so we can all get on with our summer festivities and lives in general.
a word used instead of ‘f-ck’, when you are writing in a sp-ce were swearing is prohibited.
i’m writing a text to mtv: p.h.u.k. how i hate christina aguilera!

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