phunk driver
a person who drives like a drunk because they’re busy talking on their cell phone. they are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
“could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?”
“phunk driving really gets on my nerves, i wish they’d hang up the freaking phone and drive!”
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