Phwn


alternate spelling of “phone”. derived from the 1337 verb “pwn”.
“i’ll phwn you later.”
to have been harmed in a comical way by a phone or to have missed a phone call while frantically trying to reach it, generally injuring yourself in the process.
oh man, i totally got phwned this morning by some -sshole lawyer who tossed his blackberry off an overp-ss.

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