phwn’d
the act of pwning someone with a phone. see russell crowe.
russell crowe phwn’d that poor hotel clerk man. this later gave a bad vibe to people who have yet to see his great movie cindarella man and now probably won’t see it, scr-w-ng it’s chances for best picture. remember kids, only you can prevent phwings. don’t f-ck with the crowe.
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when your cell phone spell correction causes you to spew several lines of unintentional gibberish.
we should meet at near.
what?
neat.
huh?
ninos.
what the h-ll are you saying?
nine! meet at 9. i just got phwnd.
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