phyillis
a phyillis is a good friend, enjoys a good toke, and would probably die without live music. hits mad festies and drives a car named after the greatfull dead. don’t f-ck with phyillis tho cuz she keeps her pimp hand strong for smacking dumb sh-ts. sometimes a phyillis is very indecisive.
“are we still on for that show tomorrow?”
“yes of course, wait.. idk, actually probably not, … i’ll get back to you…”
“your such a phyillis.”
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