Pi Kappa Alpha

a fraternity founded in 1868. this brotherhood organization usually conisists of ex atheletes, or those who did not actually make the intercollegiate team. favorite pastimes include the gym, back waxing, brotherhood tanning events, and looking down upon other organizations.
i joined pi kappa alpha because i love the gym, pretending to be huge, and acting like i am good at athletics.
the marine core of the greek society. they are the best at everything they do. not to be trifled with. they have set the standard for all men since march 1st, 1868. they produce some of the worlds top individuals such as tim mcgraw, kris kristofferson, gus frerrote, jeff taylor, nolan bushnell, bud cramer, kyle orten, bobby bowden and gino torretta. no group of individuals hold themselves to a higher standard then the men of pi kappa alpha. become a pike, or be beaten by one.
“pi kappa alpha, putting the thrill back into sorority life since 1868”
a fraternity that roofies girls at every party because they cannot get any action without such desperate measures.
melissa: hey wanna go to the pi kappa alpha party tonight??
alexis: no! i do not want to get date raped tonight. those guys are creeps.
pi kappa alpha, also known as pike. group of frat boys that are the typical alpha male that look down on anyone that isn’t a pike. c-cky and arrogant douchenozzles who think they are the sh-t because they “pull the most b-tches”. don’t be surprised if a pike f-cks your girlfriend. see that hot girl in cl-ss? she’s a dumb wh-r- thats f-cked a pike.

sororities love them, campus hates them.
pike: bro, i’m in pike. you’re just a p-ssy because you couldn’t get into pike
student: i don’t need muscles and an att-tude. i have intelligence and cl-ss.

sorority sl-t #1: do you know ed from pike? he had s-x with me and trish last night!
sorority sl-t #2: i think i know him, pretty sure we hooked up last semester.

pike #1: dude check out my huge muscles. the girls cannot deny this ha.
pike #2: yea bro we should hit the gym for another two hours today to get swole

girl: i totally love pi kappa alpha. they are the best and i love being around them every friday.
boy: so you are a wh-r-? sorry i can’t date you.
a group of slags (scholars, leaders, athletes, and gentlemen). the best fraternity in the world (we have chapters in canada). members of this fraternity are called pikes!
1. that is one sharp guy, he must be in pi kappa alpha.
get the most girls, have the most fun and the other frats are jealous.
pi kappa phi=the gay fraternity, pi kappa alpha= the straight fraternity that definatly gets the most girls.
best fraternity in the world, with chapters at over 100 us and canadian colleges and universities.
the zeta alpha chapter of pi kappa alpha is where this mothaf-cka hails from.