piano man
a song by billy joel about why we live our lives the way we do.
the piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
they sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say ‘man, what are you doing here?’
piano man.
a nic-name for the greatest singer/songwriter ever billy joel
billy joel is well know by meny of his fans as (the) piano man.
a nickname given to that weird guy who is just insanely good on the piano who despite his weirdness is capable of bringing men to tears and women to -rg-sm through his playing. derived from the the billy joel song of the same name.
guy: who invited that weirdo?
girl: it’s cool. it’s just pianoman.
guy: sweet. hey man do you know how to play (insert song t-tle) ?
when a girl gives a footjob and shoulder m-ssage simultaneously. she hugs him from behind while jerking her feet in an upwards and downwards motion around the p-n-s and uses her hands on his shoulders in way that is similar to playing a piano.
bobby: “i totally want a shoulder m-ssage but i also really want a footjob.”
dana: “it’s okay, i’ll do the pianoman… danny and amanda were talking about it today!”
piano man ain’t about long island f-ggots!!!!!
it’s about l.a. you stupid conservative wannabe-bronxite -ssholes!!!!
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