Pibb
(verb) to serve mr. pibb in lieu of dr. pepper, or to erroneously believe mr. pibb to be an adequate subst-tute for dr. pepper
senior: “don’t eat on campus, dude.”
freshman: “why not?”
senior: “they’ll pibb you every time.”
boyfriend: “those burgers were really good.”
girlfriend: “yeah… too bad we got pibbed.”
employee: “will the vending machines in the break room ever have dr. pepper?”
boss: “no. i hate to be a pibber, but with the economy the way it is, we can’t afford to stop pibbing.”
jesus: “which of you, if your son asks for dr. pepper, will give him mr. pibb?”
1 more definition
a immature person often destined to remain a virgin for up to half of his natural life time.
that nerdy pibb will never get puss.
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