Pick My Cotton


this phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.

pick my cotton in other words means ‘do me a favor’ but is not a question, it has more of a ‘do it’ tone.

usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.

alternatively it can be used as ‘i’ll pick your cotton’ which is used to say, ‘yes i will do you a favor, but i hate you.’
“dude can you pick my cotton here?” pointing at the tv and ps3.
“fine…”

“grab my coffee while you’re in the kitchen.”
“fine, i’ll pick your cotton. b-st-rd.”

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