pick


an interception, mainly in the game of football.
good defense, majority of the time, makes a quarterback throw a pick.

a pick..
a small, piece of plastic often triangular or “teardrop” in shape.

guitar picks come in varying colors and thicknesses (thin, medium, hard, etc.) and can only be bought in packs.

also an alternative term for “pluck”, as in, to “pick” a string.
i just bought a pack of 2,000 picks on ebay.

pick your 4th string, i think it’s out of tune.
adj: to comb your afro
brotha pick yo’ fro cause its flat on one side.
the little piece of plastic you use to play guitar.
d-mn, i keep losing my picks!
to stick one of ten fingers up one’s own nose
ralph wiggum picks his nose so much it starts to bleed.
a piece of metal or plastic to accurately pick strings on a guitar b-ss or banjo. kids you see in high school that play guitars in the hallways abandon guitar picks because they are soo good and dont need picks, and is just a way for other people to say wow, that kid is sooo good at the guitar he plays doesnt even need a pick!
fat fingered people and larger hand people who play the guitar need guitar picks to pluck the strings.

f-ggot high schoolers who play don’t need a pick to look good or especially cool.
a triangular or tear dropped shaped piece of plastic use to pluck the stings of a guitar. at first glance they appear inanimate ordinary plastic; however guitar picks are actually made from a very rare from of sentient plastic that has a tendency to roam around when left unattended. their adventures can last up to two full weeks, and while most picks usually return to their place of origin, a poor sense of direction cause many to become lost, and some even intentionally run away. picks also have a unique telepathic ability and can sense peoples joy, the more one enjoys using a particular pick, the more likely it is to abandon its owner.
i just bought 200 picks at the music store, by the time i actually went to play guitar i could only find one.

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