Pickle Ball
combination of tennis and ping pong, future olympic sport, way to determine friend status or sponge-worthiness.
i am better than you at pickle ball.
oversized ping pong or undersized tenis played with a wiffle ball and wooden paddels. it is a rad game
lets go play pickle ball at the pickle ball court
the greatest game of all time. played typically in gym cl-ss. oversized table tennis or miniture tennis, played with a wooden padle and wiffle b-lls. those who are skilled in pickle ball are considered the sh-t.
i totally just kicked -ss in pickle ball today.
and yes, i am serious. a racket sport for 2 to 4 players that takes elements from tennis, badminton, and table-tennis, it is often played by retired folk in floridian resorts. one wields a wooden, plastic, or graphite paddle, smacking a wiffle-ball across a fairly low net until someone keels over from exhaustion (that’s what it seems like anyway).
“most play pickleball for exercise, but it never works.”
“many people at the villages play pickleball (however, due to the fact that only two people under the age of 70 have entered its gates, we may never know for sure).”
pickleball is a sport made popular in the late 10th century by lord cadwallon ab ieuaf of wales. the rules of the game were simple: two players known as ‘pickle-yarls’ are confined to an eight foot radius circle. on opposing sides are 20 gallon vats of pickling solution. the audience is distributed cuc-mbers (or eunks). the audience is then encouraged to toss their cuc-mbers at the pickle-yarls. the player who successfully pickles the most cuc-mbers in a month wins the game.
there are, of course, regional variations of this game. in north wales, it is most common to find the simple version of the game. the more sophisticated southern walers, however, cover their cuc-mbers in glue and award points to the audience members who manage to successfully stick the cuc-mbers to the players. at the end of the month, the audience member with the most points, or ‘yimps’ is given a ham to do with as they please.
my eunking arm is ready for this month’s pickleball game. is yours?
the act of taping a pickle to a males b-lls and having s-x with a woman in both of her holes
dude i totally pickleballed that chick last night, it was awesome.
random game similar to tennis. played by my pe cl-ss. not extremely fun.
pickle ball blows.
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